Milestones: Teaching Your Son How to Pee Outside

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There are few moments as monumental as learning how to take a leak in the great outdoors. Since the beginning of time, man has been relieving himself on trees, rocks, and whatever else he can aim at. What, you thought God gave Adam a toilet in the garden? If you haven’t yet experienced this wonderful occasion, take a few pointers from the guys above: Perfect stance with legs shoulder width apart, pants still around your waist (depending on age) and no eye contact. Dad even takes the time to look over his shoulder to make sure his boys are doing it right.

The only problem with teaching your son how to pee outside is getting him to stop. Could be worse, I guess. He could’ve learned how to twerk. What’s the most embarrassing story about you or your kid answering nature’s call outdoors?

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2 thoughts on “Milestones: Teaching Your Son How to Pee Outside

  1. My son started to compare appendages with his friend on the street, while out on the street. On one occasion they were caught short and rather than running hem they ducked into a hedge. The friend had to do a #1 but my son had to go one better

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