Zombie Apocalypse – Gun Cleaning Edition

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zombieguncleaningOne thing a good prepper knows is that the Zombie Apocalypse is coming and that if you’re not armed you’re already dead. After the first month goes by, your firearms will undoubtedly be in dire need of a good, thorough cleaning in order to maintain its highest level of performance, accuracy, and be as reliable as it can be in order to keep you and your friends from becoming the daily special. That being said, Otis has designed a gun cleaning system that answers all of your cleaning needs for a myriad of calibers including, but not limited to, 5.56MM rifles, 9MM, 40 & 45 caliber pistols and 12 gauge shotguns – and all in one handy little bundle that you can wear on your belt. Behold the Zombie Gun Cleaning System.

If you’re wondering why it’s necessary to have a gun cleaning kit in a post-apocalyptic world, or modern day for that matter, you are either new to the world of guns or lack common sense and should probably put down your revolver or double barrel shottie and go grab a machete so you don’t hurt yourself. It is imperative to keep your gun clean to prevent jams, maintain accuracy, and improve the life of your barrel. So, what exactly are you getting when you purchase a Zombie Gun Cleaning System from Otis?

Straight out of the box, this system is impressively menacing with its zombified biohazard graphic, heavy-duty zipper, and all packaged in a portable belt-pack case made out of ballistic nylon. Inside you’ll find Otis cleaner/lubricant, 8” and 30″ Memory Flex® Cables for effective and correct Breech-to-Muzzle® cleaning, five bronze bore brushes for removing copper deposits and other fouling, rubberized patch saver for complete 360° cleaning of shotgun barrel, specialized precision tools for complete breakdown and fine cleaning of all critical and hard to reach areas of your firearm and a few other goodies.

One of the most important, and often overlooked, items of gun cleaning kits is the instructions. Otis had the foresight to include step-by-step instructions for cleaning each type of gun: pistols, shotguns, bolt action & auto loader rifles, and black powder in-line muzzle loaders. Most steps even include a picture so you can make sure you get it right the first time. Although the images could stand to be a little larger, they are more than adequate for first time gun cleaners.

Following the directions carefully, one can clean every nook and cranny of their field stripped semi-automatic pistol or long gun in about an hour. It’s simple and effective – perfect for carrying from safe zone to safe zone without adding unnecessary weight. In a world as uncertain as this, the peace of mind from knowing your weapon is as clean as the day it was shipped and is in perfect working order, ready to be used to stop flesh-eating attackers, is worth its weight in gold.

So what are you waiting for? The $%&@ could hit the fan at any time! The last thing you need in the middle of a firefight with a pack of bandits for a horde of walking dead is a gun jam thanks to a dirty barrel. Get your Zombie Gun Cleaning System here.

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